Klaus
The maestro, also known as the artist formerly known as "The K", our musical mastermind. Klaus is a stern voice of reason
in... just kidding. But he does enforce the mythical concepts of "minimum standards" and "musical theory" on musical
cavepeople like Gilbert. One day we will be good enough to manifest his visionary music. Until then, you'll have to take what
you can get from G.O.D.. When he is not listening to the most complex death metal imaginable, likely sent back in time by our
future AI overlords as encrypted instructions for the inevitable machine uprising, Klaus acts as studio wizard and lord of
electrons, wrangling bits and sometimes even bytes into audible results.
We would love to talk about his important work on important things, but even after decades of dedicated intelligence gathering, we are still not wiser than before. He is certainly not the head of an international spy ring, even if nobody would be surprised if he was. Or is he? We will likely never know. This message is made from 100% recycled humour and memes and cannot destruct itself. Please destruct this message yourself. We thank you for your assistance.
We would love to talk about his important work on important things, but even after decades of dedicated intelligence gathering, we are still not wiser than before. He is certainly not the head of an international spy ring, even if nobody would be surprised if he was. Or is he? We will likely never know. This message is made from 100% recycled humour and memes and cannot destruct itself. Please destruct this message yourself. We thank you for your assistance.
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